RRNews 171: Runny Guacamole

Japan stopped the music and no one can find an empty chair. Donald Trump can’t go after Bill Clinton, because he may be in the same boat. Cars are immigrating to the US from Canada and the stock market seems to be in correction mode. Chipotle may have been sabotaged and Ted Cruz loves Nickelback.


BoJ Adopts Negative Interest Rates, Fails To Increase QE | Zero Hedge

Retail Apocalypse: 2016 Brings Empty Shelves And Store Closings All Across America | Zero Hedge

The low loonie is attracting Americans to Canada’s used cars — and that may mean higher prices for you

C.D.C. Ends Chipotle Case With Illness Still a Mystery

CDC investigation of Chipotle further supports corporate sabotage (bioterrorism) as likely source of E. coli contamination

Leonardio DiCaprio Producing ‘Sandcastle Empire’ Movie for Paramount | Variety

Nation Needs Cheaper Way to Find Worst People – The New Yorker

‘Eyewash’: How the CIA deceives its own workforce about operations

Google Celebrates Frederick Douglass Today. So Should You, Esp. If You’re a Libertarian.

Why Didn’t Jesus Denounce Military Service? – Greg Boyd – ReKnew

Hillary Clinton: My Beliefs are aligned with the Ten Commandments – The Washington Standard

The Salacious Ammo Even Donald Trump Won’t Use in a Fight Against Hillary Clinton | VICE News

Retreating Clinton Campaign Torches Iowa Town To Slow Advance Of Sanders Volunteers

Millions Resent Being Put in Horrible Position of Siding with Megyn Kelly – The New Yorker

Damning If True: Protester’s Accusation Could Sink Ted Cruz’s Whole Campaign [PHOTOS]

The One Weird Trait That Predicts Whether You’re a Trump Supporter